Oh, those Finns ... Eternal Winter Solstice, compulsory 3-litre doses of vodka per day (by state prescription as per "fäöikünhü ää ylk iiüäköp § 7 iä"), Ülepp and permanent noise, nö, nö, nö t it's a status nobody would envy. Not even a status quo (now that would be enviable). Just a lot of ding-dong fun, yo-ho-ho and a bottle of CD-RUM. The editor wants a 520-character text, and fffffffffff adds up to ten - in token of the author's sympathy for Linnfand. Confused? -- You will be. Finnis.